I make sure my life is kickass and I'm having as much fun as I possibly can at any given moment, while also working to make the future even better for me and mine. There's a campaign set up to see that I'll be inducted into the White House in 2024, but I'd be the worst President ever just because I'd support such ridiculous laws as the "No Go-Kart Establishment Left Uncared For" Act.

I write almost every strange thought that comes to mind. I'm into lots of different authors, but mostly the satire-rich witty ones, like Adams and Vonnegut. I will kick your ass in a game of ping-pong, foosball, dome hockey, or Ultimate Frisbee. I can hacky-sack like no other. I fly airplanes and listen to vinyl records. I should probably have been born decades ago.